removepoke

(via notentirely)

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:30:17 -0400

shelbot: Is Hell freezing over? What is next? Hwkn joining...

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 08:29:52 -0400

Is Hell freezing over? What is next? Hwkn joining facebook and Swedish climate to become like California? We are now in the twilight zone!

davidkendall: therealestsocksinthegame: marxisforbros: When...

Tue, 13 Jul 2010 13:11:55 -0400

davidkendall:

therealestsocksinthegame:

marxisforbros:

When you go to deactivate your Facebook account it shows you pictures of you with friends and tells you that they’re going to miss you.
You’re a manipulative cunt, you know that Facebook?

….they never let you actually delete the account, either…..they keep it “open,” just in case……

…..I’ve often wondered, if I had the time and money, what would happen if I tried to make them completely delete my account (I “deactivated” long ago, before they tried this manipulative crap)…..but I don’t believe the Zuckerbergs actually have a legal right to keep my information “on file” if I want them to delete it…..hmmmm…..

ew my aunt told me stop ignoring her friend requests on facebook

Sun, 11 Jul 2010 16:48:14 -0400

(via wearetheweirdos)

neekaisweird: I’m tempted.

Sun, 11 Jul 2010 02:01:08 -0400

neekaisweird:

I’m tempted.

Bad Impressions: Facebook

Fri, 09 Jul 2010 03:22:09 -0400

Bad Impressions: Facebook:

I’ve got this issue with my Facebook friends posting country music lyrics as their status updates…and then I accidentally read them, and end up with gems like this: “Darlinnn when I think about youuuu i think about loooove :)” and “Save all your kisses up, bring on your sweet love..Pour it all…

samarmoussa: showmeyourmonster: modernpoptrash:-ericforman:...

Fri, 09 Jul 2010 02:18:33 -0400

samarmoussa:

showmeyourmonster:

modernpoptrash:-ericforman:strangerlover:tumblrisforlulz:(via lumos-maxima)

Reason why I’m set to offline 90% of the time.

endlessjourney: This just makes me sad. She’s also 13 and just...

Thu, 08 Jul 2010 22:37:00 -0400

endlessjourney:

This just makes me sad.

She’s also 13 and just got said boyfriend last week.

"For some reason, people like to constantly update everyone about what they’re doing on an hourly..."

Thu, 08 Jul 2010 08:11:19 -0400

“For some reason, people like to constantly update everyone about what they’re doing on an hourly basis. Even though it’s not ideal, I can still live with people going “Having lunch. Yum!” or “The tea was not very good” and the occasional “these boxers are making my balls itch”. What I don’t understand are those cryptic messages that are meant for a specific person but are cleverly disguised under the guise of universal appeal, socio-cultural commentary or earth shattering spiritual awakening.”

- Khamba’s Blog: I hate Facebook

(via brooklynmutt)

Tue, 06 Jul 2010 01:11:28 -0400

(via brooklynmutt)

"Thank you, Facebook. Without you I wouldn’t know what a successful social media site looks like..."

Mon, 05 Jul 2010 22:58:24 -0400

“Thank you, Facebook. Without you I wouldn’t know what a successful social media site looks like juuuuuuuuust before screwing it all up beyond repair and becoming MySpace II.”

- Ag (via wellthatsjustgreat)

There should be a thing on Facebook that pops up for people who have no mutual friends with you, yet requests you.

Wed, 30 Jun 2010 21:51:10 -0400

starwasherethensheleft:

jammyislove:

oohlanellz:

insertironicnamehere:

And it should read…

Do you know this person?

Are you sure?

How did you find them?

Do you plan on having sex with them?

No?

Not even a blowjob?

No?

Well damn, bitch…can a nigga get a handy?

You know what, you are officially blocked from using Facebook for your bullshit.

We All Had To Update Firefox Because Of Farmville

Wed, 30 Jun 2010 06:17:20 -0400

We All Had To Update Firefox Because Of Farmville:

culby:

Firefox users may have noticed they had to upgrade their browser over the weekend. Why did every Firefox user on the planet need this essential upgrade? Because Farmville was broken.

It seems the previous update was causing problems with the Facebook game, users around the world complaining they were no longer able to play Farmville because a bug “hangs the browser long enough for [a] timeout to trigger and kill it”.

The current version gets around this by increasing the amount of time required to “kill” an application while Mozilla work on a more lasting solution.

The old time limit was 10 seconds, now it’s 45 seconds. Everybody thank FarmVille for stealing 35 seconds of your life if Flash ever crashes on you.

"Farmville is not a good game."

Tue, 29 Jun 2010 16:28:49 -0400

“Farmville is not a good game.”

- Cultivated Play: Farmville | MediaCommons

I was wall posting the trailer for One Day on Earth, the...

Mon, 28 Jun 2010 17:23:49 -0400

I was wall posting the trailer for One Day on Earth, the upcoming “crowd source” documentary about our planet (made by “inspired citizens” and students/filmmakers), and I got the CAPTCHA words “globally” and “intend”

HOW COOL IS THAT?

No I do not want to join Farmville....

Sat, 26 Jun 2010 18:52:21 -0400

(via sunnywinters)

geeuh: The Social Network Trailer

Fri, 25 Jun 2010 22:32:29 -0400

geeuh:

The Social Network Trailer

growingup: bigdumbgay: NO. he wrote letters to a 14 year old...

Sun, 20 Jun 2010 14:07:47 -0400

growingup:

bigdumbgay:

NO. he wrote letters to a 14 year old girl saying how much he loved her and how he wanted to leave his wife for her. why shouldn’t they fire him?

and he was a terrible teacher you turkeys

this is like last year when the boy’s volleyball team in my school stuck a dildo up this freshman’s ass and the volleyball coach heard noise but didn’t come out to do anything because he’s a lazy faggot and they fired him

but then some kids made a petition to get him back and a bunch of kids signed it and now he’s back

what kind of school do you go to jesus christ

First Poster for “The Social Network” [PICS]

Sat, 19 Jun 2010 16:57:25 -0400

First Poster for “The Social Network” [PICS]

Currently...

Wed, 16 Jun 2010 19:12:05 -0400

theconormonster:

Everybody is doing the “Like this post and i’ll tell you something i like about you” on Facebook,
and its fucking annoying!
I mean it’s nice and all but when everyone is doing it,
fuck it can be annoying
-_-