woody:

moral:

I wanted to make it more cool, I think I achieved that:

Hey, “what’s up?” Yo, my name’s Christopher, but my friends call me “Chris”. I’m just a normal guy, I like working out (especially bench press) and “sports” are really important to me (both playing and watching them). I like movies, but only ones with Action in ‘em. The music I tend to like is mostly the “Hits”; if its not popular then why even take the time, right? Physically, my BMI (body mass index) hovers around 24. I mostly eat milk, eggs and grain cereals for breakfast; but, recently, I’ve gotten real into different things like pancakes and bacon too. My favorite ice cream is mint chocolate chip, but it used to be cookie dough. When? I dunno, one day I just switched. This is probably a good example of how I try and stay open to different things and stay well rounded. As far as artificial flavors are concerned, “grape” is probably my least favorite, in fact I down right don’t like it, thats not even what grapes taste like! 

So that’s ‘bout everything ‘bout me…hit me up on facebook message, I love hearing from new interesting peeps

Oh yeah, and I got an ipod and a cellphone (with a touch screen)

I love this idea man - its so over the top its great. I would do this, but I realize that the few friends of mine that would read it, 40% of them wouldnt get the point I would be trying to make.