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removepoke

Works at interwebs Studies at hard knocks Lives in in the cloud unbearable Speaks basic Born on 9/11/68 From District of Columbia
mudwerks:

thedisgracebook:

Mousy Corey Kinney wins the award for Lamest Criminal Motive Ever:


Stealing a laptop to check his Facebook. 


Eager to lay down a triple-word-score on his Scrabble App, Kinney snatched the laptop from a mall Starbucks and booked it to his Scrabble Dictionary, before being tackled in the parking lot by a couple of good samaritans and held down for mall security to eventually get around to.
On the bright side, he’s got a great, new profile pic.

[but he had a triple word score waiting!!!….c’mon - have a heart…](m)

mudwerks:

thedisgracebook:

Mousy Corey Kinney wins the award for Lamest Criminal Motive Ever:

Stealing a laptop to check his Facebook.

Eager to lay down a triple-word-score on his Scrabble App, Kinney snatched the laptop from a mall Starbucks and booked it to his Scrabble Dictionary, before being tackled in the parking lot by a couple of good samaritans and held down for mall security to eventually get around to.

On the bright side, he’s got a great, new profile pic.

[but he had a triple word score waiting!!!….c’mon - have a heart…](m)

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