removepoke
Works at interwebs
Studies at hard knocks
Lives in in the cloud
unbearable
Speaks basic
Born on 9/11/68
From District of Columbia
Woolie: Quitting Facebook and Signing Back Up to Life →
I noticed that most people were failing in having basic conversations so I deactivated my Facebook profile sometime earlier this year, in March. Conversations about the weather, about the indiscretions of vague acquaintances had all become preceded by the qualifier, “Did you see on…
Monday
Oh, piss off.
My 91 year old great grandfather got a smart phone. After an hour long tutorial and an explanation as to why it’s called a smartphone he had this to say… “Does it kill Nazi’s? Well then it’s not smarter than me. Now show me how to make a phone call.”
WOOSH is all this lady heard…
Notes & Clippings: 46% of moms don’t let their children see their full Facebook profile. →
A survey conducted by the publisher of publisher of Parenting and Babytalk magazines found that 46% of mothers who responded don’t give their children full access to their profiles.
This reluctance to overshare doesn’t necessarily stop them from friending their children, or even their…
Caterpillar Cowboy: Get a Hobby →
One of my girlfriends bitches and moans about being single all the time. It’s nauseating. If I wish I had a boyfriend comes out of her mouth one more time, her pearly whites will be in jeopardy.
I’m am not your rah-rah cheeleader friend. I’m the tough love bitch that…
That kid gets ice cream for dinner! Trufax.
BRB arranging a marriage between that kid and my future daughter.
Awww. Bless his heart. I know grown ass men that won’t speak up in defense of a Black Girl. Somebody’s doing right by that little boy.
(via digitaltempest)
"And death i think is no parenthesis": someone's facebook status: →
“Disney should make a bald princess so every little girl fighting cancer can feel pretty too. Re-post if you agree.”
this is sweet and all. i’m not trying to discredit the reasoning and care and sensitivity behind this status.
…but before that, disney should start with making princesses of…
editing a page name in Facebook posts, status, etc…
It’s almost simple. Copy the @@ code below exactly, replacing the long number that begins with “216” with the page ID of whatever page you’re posting about and then replacing “how I’ve lost SO MUCH WEIGHT NATURALLY and SO QUICKLY” (which was what I was posting about) with whatever link text you want to appear.
@@[0:[216091951786897:0:how I’ve lost SO MUCH WEIGHT NATURALLY and SO QUICKLY]]
To get the page ID, copy this URL http://graph.facebook.com/betterbodyweightloss and replace “betterbodyweightloss” with the exact page name from the URL of the page you want to reference in your post.
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