but what if I had to travel out of state to see Sparks? Wouldn’t that be so fuckin’ retarded?!
This is so nerdy.
(And yet - as I reconsider my lo-fi webcam profile picture - seems like brilliant and hilarious idea.)
This has so many benefits, I can’t even begin to tell you. Aside from the fact that she is a downright awesome PERSON, she is by far the best stylist I have ever had. She is going to be my stylist for the rest of my life, even if I move to Iceland. I’ll come back just to have my hair done by her.
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Back in the 1980’s my grandmother and I exchanged letters every week or so for at least a couple, maybe three or four years. In her letters to me - and I’ve saved every one - she talked about the weather, and doings at the Masonic lodge, made snipes about Ronald and Nancy…

Don’t be an asshole, Facebook. Nobody ever wants to play Scrabble with me. Stop fucking rubbing it in.



