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Is Hell freezing over? What is next? Hwkn joining facebook and Swedish climate to become like California? We are now in the twilight zone!
When you go to deactivate your Facebook account it shows you pictures of you with friends and tells you that they’re going to miss you.
You’re a manipulative cunt, you know that Facebook?….they never let you actually delete the account, either…..they keep it “open,” just in case……
…..I’ve often wondered, if I had the time and money, what would happen if I tried to make them completely delete my account (I “deactivated” long ago, before they tried this manipulative crap)…..but I don’t believe the Zuckerbergs actually have a legal right to keep my information “on file” if I want them to delete it…..hmmmm…..
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I’m tempted.
I’ve got this issue with my Facebook friends posting country music lyrics as their status updates…and then I accidentally read them, and end up with gems like this: “Darlinnn when I think about youuuu i think about loooove :)” and “Save all your kisses up, bring on your sweet love..Pour it all…
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Reason why I’m set to offline 90% of the time.
This just makes me sad.
She’s also 13 and just got said boyfriend last week.
“For some reason, people like to constantly update everyone about what they’re doing on an hourly basis. Even though it’s not ideal, I can still live with people going “Having lunch. Yum!” or “The tea was not very good” and the occasional “these boxers are making my balls itch”. What I don’t understand are those cryptic messages that are meant for a specific person but are cleverly disguised under the guise of universal appeal, socio-cultural commentary or earth shattering spiritual awakening.” — Khamba’s Blog: I hate Facebook
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