January 2011
65 posts
rachelnavarra:
so instead of doing homework, i’m laughing about the pointless things people like on facebook.
That's enough, Facebook.
laissez-les-bon-temps-rouler:
It seems like every commercial, billboard, etc. has that haunting little ‘f’ somewhere. I don’t care to share with my family and friends what brand of crackers I ‘Like’. And, for that matter, no I don’t want to ‘Like’ your fragrance, dryer sheets, candles, mattress, air freshener, toilet paper, feminine hygiene product, or any other little mundane household item...
Anonymous asked: How is it that you disabled the 'Poke' button? I don't want to keep receiving 'pokes' from randoms, so I wan't to only allow friends to use it. It's bugging me that I can't work it out!
seriously considering deleting my facebook...
adequatetiming:
honestly, it’s an abundance of the most arrogant, bland, self-righteous people.
I wish I didn’t know any of those people in real life, but I do and that makes me a little homocidal.
tumblr over facebook, every fucking time.
Busted Soul: Why I Deactivated My Facebook →
davidwiggins:
I have been on TheFacebook since it was opened to any .edu email address back around mid-2005. The school I attended for my first two years of college, Mississippi College, had enough interested and savvy alumni that a domain was opened at mcalumni.edu. All you had to have was some cursory…
The only thing I like about FB is the Pirate...
The Chatter Box: What are these FaceBook Statuses... →
thechatterboxblogwithmandielee:
Is facebook a place to write out every detail you are doing during the day? For example, I’m walking to the store (who cares) unless it’s a privet conversation between two people and not in the news feed that goes to everyone’s page, and lying on your page is just plan dumb. I feel we all need…
Facebook confirms plans to make Credits the... →
That means all Facebook game developers will be able to start using Credits as their payment system for virtual goods — in fact, Facebook is requiring them to make the switch by July.
via VentureBeat
So my brother poked me in facebook... Kinda...
weeparkwarrior-deactivated20110 asked: Your layout/theme is sooo sick!!!!!
Chick Deleted Me On Facebook
weeparkwarrior:
I don't really like Facebook.
marisaur:
my mom ignored me..
..for facebook….
GRRR
fckuayis:
Will you stop sending me game thing notifications on facebook? FUCK. I don’t play farmville anymore, or that stupid mafia shit. I will never resort to playing any of that, even if I was bored. Because if I was bored, and if I HAD to succumb to actually playing a game on facebook, it would be snake. That shit gets addicting.
Bitch on facebook complains about not having...
shemissedtheboat:
Then she posts status updates saying “Got new 100$ boots , Got my nails done , New camera!?!?!!!111”
Bitch plz.
Facebook
chinoisfemme:
I now get ad’s for Nordstroms, Progenex, Spartan Race and Gymga (apparently it’s a new social fitness site - copy reads, “track your CF workouts free and meet other CrossFitters!”) Damn that too was my idea.
So apparently Facebook thinks I am all about shopping and CrossFit. Are they wrong or right?
As a marketer, I love targeted ads. I love Facebook, this is why I now own stocks...
Facebook Status
miscrants:
Not sure why everyone puts every aspect of their lives on facebook. If you want to do that use twitter, a little more in the realm of acceptable. But regardless no one cares is you just went to the bathroom and now are about to drive to the corner store. And liking your own things is a whole other thing. Why do it? It is sort of laughing at your own jokes, just plain weird.
Let Your Beauty Unfold.: Dear Parents, →
ineedthesmellofsummer:
It is MY facebook account.
I don’t give a shit what people think. Stop telling me what I can and cannot post. YES I realize I have some facebook friends that are super conservative, NO I do not purposefully step on toes, YES I have discretion. But NO I won’t stop posting words like “pissed” and…
Dvorak on Why He Doesn't Use Facebook →
# If Facebook ever shut down, you'd see people...
truebluestyleps:
oook
When someone on Facebook cusses a minimum of two...
icantgotopigfartsitsonmars:
IS THAT NECESSARY
DON’T YOU HAVE FAMILY ON THERE OR SOMETHING
Facebook is less like a nightclub and more like... →
arainert:
Facebook is less like the hot new dance club and more like Wal Mart. Its huge and you can find just about anything you’d need there. But if you’re into fashion, you aren’t going to buy clothes at Wal Mart. If you’re into cycling, you’re not going to buy your bikes there either. Both Wal Mart and Facebook are great businesses, but neither are suited for all people all the time.
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“Facebook runs on a very stiff, crude model of what people are like. It herds...”
– Lev Grossman’s profile on Mark Zuckerberg for Time
I think this is the best analysis of Facebook I’ve ever read. “The social equivalent of liver failure” is a genius phrase. (via buzzandersen)
I believe that they will fix this. (via mikehudack)
The social equivalent of liver failure! Snap!...
No, no, no, no, no
decimalsanddollars:
New profile?
What is this, Facebook? Do I not have a choice anymore?
The new profile suuuucks.
Facebook, stop being a fascist whore. :(
The Parker III: Things I Won't Do on Facebook in... →
brianparkr:
1. Use event flyers as my profile picture.
2. Update my status with indeterminate countdowns: “2 days…! yay!”
3. Saturate your news feed with pronoun-heavy love messages to other people.
4. Tell you what I’m eating.
5. Upload pictures in a “me?” album.
6. Pretentiously update my status…
Virginia Poised to Ban Teacher-Student Texting,... →
Ostensibly designed to help prevent sexual misconduct in the Virginia Public Schools, the guidelines set forth a “model policy” that restricts all teachers and school board employees from any electronic communications outside accounts and platforms provided by the schools.
Facebook Status Updates
technicallysavvy:
Please check the following websites before posting incorrect re-hashed status updates:
1) www.snopes.com 2) www.google.com 3) www.wikipedia.org
I will add more reference sites at a later date (btw these are a GREAT start). Said sites will prove helpful in your online journey toward a better sense of understanding.
The internet is your friend. Use it wisely.
I hate having adults I know on Facebook
laurafterdark:
For example: my boyfriends mom.
Last nights status I used the word fucking in a part of my status.
So my bf sent me a message saying that his mom is disappointed in the language I’m using and I’m all like :
I always fantasize about deleting my Facebook,
courtneyjanez:
but when it comes down to the action, I just can’t bear to do it. I’m not sure why, I loathe it yet always find myself going back to it. I only like reading about 6 out of 300 friends’ status updates; everyone elses just make me want to gouge my eyes out so I can never read again.
One day, I shall delete. And I can be free from Farmville neighbor requests and unflattering drunk...
